I had rather chop this hand off at a blow,
And with the other fling it at thy face.
laughing cow cheese huh?
I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH
you don’t kill a cow
to make cheese
this is literally my favorite
#this dialogue was like watching steven moffat give himself a blow job
Parallels between The Little Mermaid and The Princess and the Frog
(Inspired by this post)
my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
my first thought when I woke up this morning was “fig is gif backwards”